The Spark

CLUB VIRAGO WA (Inc) NEWSLETTER April 2004 EDITION
 

 

From the President’s Desk

Hello again. Now that the mystery of the last ride is over its no secret that a great day finished with a barbecue on the scenic foreshore of a well kept secret - Lake Clifton. Thanks Suzie and Giggles not only for a very well organised ride but once again for another delightful home cooked banquet provided for us all at morning tea.

Well it’s that time of year again, nominations! With the AGM only 3 months away it is now time to be letting people in on your special (applicable/appropriate) forte’s, talents and desires to help steer Club Virago into the new 2004/2005 year. Of course, there are always those eager to hear about the less applicable/appropriate forte’s, talents and desires and supper following the meeting will continue to offer this opportunity. For all members unfortunate to miss this months meeting (and supper no doubt), a nomination form will be found within the pages of this mag. Seriously, take the time to consider your own, and others, abilities and availability to effectively contribute voluntary time to helping to run your club for the next year (or two). Each month usually entails a committee member to prepare for, and attend. a Committee and the General Club meeting, and the monthly ride. Other rides and attendance of other clubs meetings, community happenings and biker activities etc is welcomed but purely as you wish. Being on the committee is an honour and allows you to be at forefront of all of your clubs decision and vision making. A great opportunity! Note: You will require two full members to sign your nomination form. We need all nomination forms back by the next meeting – so get campaigning!

Remember you are the most important person in this club. For the ride of your life – stay on top! Puss ‘n Boots

MYSTERY RIDE - March 2004

The morning was looking good – sun shining, no wind, what more could you ask for! A great turn up of around 47 people arrived for the ride. We took the scenic route from Byford up to Serpentine Dam where we feasted on "Weight Watchers " low fat morsels, supplied by Giggles and Suz. With no complaints, I guess everyone enjoyed the offerings. Ten lucky people had their tickets drawn and received a scratchy, hope some of you were even luckier with them.

We then headed off on our second leg of the day to SW highway taking the Old Bunbury Road to Estuary Road in Mandurah for another feed. Arriving at the foreshore, we wished that Mad Dog was here so we could let him loose on the crowded picnic area, (which was full of oldies). Anyway, we didn’t deter the old buggers and had to share the area with them. Under the watchful eye of our Sargeant of Arms (who doesn’t seem to miss a trick) we threw the snaggers on the BBQ and sat back enjoying the weather and lots of laughs together. Thanks to all who cooked our lunch. At first thought we imagined being short on the snaggers and a few of the guys were a bit worried they may have to share theirs! But the day was saved by Poo Bear who doesn’t eat snags – so there was enough to go round. However, I’m glad I wasn’t in their household that night as Poo Bear was feasting on onion sandwiches for her lunch! We extracted a few more $’s from some likely suspects and drew yet another raffle. Ches drew first, second and third prize. She insisted on redraws for 2nd and 3rd which went to Phantom and Puss’n’boots. Thanks for sharing, Ches. The $20 lucky number raffles were won by Vet and Tarmac.

A BIG thanks to Woody for carting all our goodies in his trailer. Giggles and Suz want to thank all for their support with the raffles which raised $100.80. We hope you all enjoyed the day as much as we did. "C’mon the Girls"………Giggles & Suzq

 

Editors Scribblings

Greetings, fellow Club Virago members.

I would like to introduce a regular segment like the above for all new Club members. It helps to give you an idea about their background etc.

If any new member would like to see me I would like to do a similar article on them.

As you have probably noticed in previous editions of the Spark, the quality has not been the best. I apologise for this. I have had my fair share of technical problems (sometimes going up to five times to the printers with a revised format). Rather than not having the Spark ready for the meeting I have chosen to accept a less than satisfactory quality on occasions. Please bear with me as this is all new to me.

Finally what a glorious ride we had last month -

conditions were perfect and the efforts put in by Karin & Sue were really appreciated. Thank you.

DOUG (Candyman) - Editor

 

The real 3 little pigs story

 Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Pepsi," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go' Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

THE SERGEANT'S MESS

The day started with Teezie playing with her horn (air horn)

so quick couple of dollars were made before we got going.

The first leg was dull with everyone I could see behaving themselves.  But it didn't take long a Serpentine dam for the fine to start rolling in.  parking in No Parking zone and parking in the Disabled Bay.  Someone was low on petrol and had to have a top up from a Good Samaritan and indicators are for showing which way we are going.

Jose   indicating left when we were going right. Good job we follow the leader and not the person on the corner this time........$1.00

Angie running low on fuel   $1.00 

Teezie illegal use of a warning device $2.00  (could have been more if other road users had their way)

Shez, Puss n Boots, Swagman, Suzie all illegally parked   $1.00  ea

Brutus - Sergeant at Arms

For Sale

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Laser Printer with new cartridge in good condition

$100 Ph.Geoff Finnis 9593-2591

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Fatboy handlebars …….. $50

Phone Vet. 9409-7202

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1998 Virago XV1100 Special, 9500 kms., blue/white

1998 Virago XV1100, 30,000 kms. burgundy/red.

Both always garaged.

Both serviced by Cull’s of Balcatta.

Contact Tony Conway on 9297-3097 or 0423270675

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Genuine Thomas Cook Johnny Rebb Boots

Mens Size5. Worn 3 times. Cost $264, sell $200 ono.

See Angela or call on 9307 9748.

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WANTED

Screen for 250 Virago Dianne Linn

Ph. 0429690216

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-Boots black leather size 9 (ladies)

-Jacket black leather with stand up collar,

ladies, medium.

Jose Vanderweide ph. 9383 9629

 

CLUB VIRAGO WISHES YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY - MAY

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3/5 –Steve Flockton (Skate)

4/5 – Robbie Watkins

9/5 – Keith Jeckells (Phantom)

11/5 – Karin Finnis (Giggles)

12/5 – Trudy Soley

16/5 – Dot Mauchline

25/5 – Vicki Bradley (VeeBee)

30/5 – Marge Hazell

 

THE WIDOW & THE "GAY GUY"

A successful rancher died & left everything to his devoted wife...She

was a very good looking woman, & determined to keep the ranch, but knew

very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper

for a ranch hand...Two men applied for the job...One was gay & tha' other a

drunk...She thought long & hard about it, & when no one else applied,

she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him

around the house than the drunk...

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day & knew a lot about ranching...For weeks, tha' two of them worked, & the ranch was doing very well...

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job & tha' ranch looks great...You should go into town & kick up your heels."...

The hired hand readily agreed & went into town one Saturday night...However one o'clock came & he did not return...Two o'clock & no hired

hand...He returned around two- thirty & upon entering the room, he found tha' rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine waiting for him...She quietly called him over to her...

"Unbutton my blouse & take it off," she said...Trembling, he did as she directed..."Now take off my boots."...He did as she asked, ever so slowly..

"Now take off my socks."...He removed each gently & placed them neatly by her boots.Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching

her eyes in the fire light...

"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told...

"Now," she said, "take off my panties."...

By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down & off...

Then she looked at him & said:

If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I will fire you on the spot

 

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that
the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you,"says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
Chief exclaimed,"All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop:"Bigger."
Chief:"Governor?"
Cop:"Bigger."
"Well," said the
Chief,"Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief:"What makes you think it's God?"
Cop:"He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

 

 


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